I'VE DECIDED TO VOTE DEMOCRAT

Dear Family,Friends, and loved ones,

I know you all will be very surprised by my next statement, so I have listed below the reasons why I have decided to vote democrat this year.
Please take the time to read through them carefully, for I really would prefer if you understood my reasons before we next speak.

My Reasons:

I'm voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe I make too much money. I believe that since the government cannot take half of my talent, abilities, blood, sweat, tears, stress, and frustration to give to some other person who does not offer the talents and abilities I do, nor share my same work ethics...well then half of the money I EARN should go to that person instead.

I'm voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended.

I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

I'm voting Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that businesses should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as THEY see fit.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that when the terrorists don't have to hide from us over there, they'll come over here, and I don't want to have any guns in the house to shoot them with.

I'm voting Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my car.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that with the help of Acorn, my vote will count, and count, and count, and count, and count!

I'm voting Democrat because I think President Carter's fair housing law and President Clinton's extension of such, had nothing to do with the current economic disaster we face today. Besides, Barney Frank would never lie and Fanny and Freddy must be honorable institutions or else Barak would not have taken so much money from them, and would never have had one of their chief officer's as part of his campaign team! Please, Barak went to Harvard - so he cannot be that dumb.

I'm voting Democrat because I am a woman, and only Democratic women are stood up for by Women's Rights groups!

I'm voting Democrat because in the New Socialist United States, in order to make any real money, I will have to move to Hollywood to get a job as an actress. I hear they don't like republicans and lack of talent does not matter, so now I should have a real shot!

The final reason I am voting Democrat this year... with all this global warming, hell must have frozen over!


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Now that you understand my logic, it kinda makes you wonder why I would have EVER voted Republican, now doesn't it?

p.s. I stole this letter from an email that a co-worker of Jon's sent out. :)